I am the very model of a cartoon individual

My animation's comical, unusual, and whimsical

I'm quite adept at funny gags, comedic theory I have read

From wicked puns and stupid jokes to anvils that drop on your head

I'm very good at fancy dances, I can even pirouette

Then smack the villain...with a fish, I know my cartoon etiquette

I can make a face all mean and really give you quite a fright

Then make up with flowers made of real exploding dynamite

When in a jam, Ijust yell "stop" and villains in their tracks are froze

Then I sneak up and utter "start" and take my hands and honk their nose

I am proud to be in such hierachal progeny

From Daff Duck an Tweety Bird to Babs and Buster Bunny

To suit my mood I can call forth a lot of different sceneries

Like oter space and desert scapes and Himalayan eayeries

From this bag here why I can pull most anything imaginable

Like office desks and lava lights and Bert who is a cannibal

You see in matters comical, unusual, nd whimsical,

We are the very model of cartoon individuals!


Animaniacs was an American animated series that ran from 1993 to 1995. It was distributed by Warner Bros. Television and produced by Amblin Entertainment and Warner Bros. Animation. It was a comedy variety show featuring a large cast of characters, mainly the "Animaniacs" themselves Yakko, Wakko and Dot. It was also the first appearance of the popular duo Pinky and the Brain. ... Read More