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DON'T SHOOT MR. POSTMAN
Bob Rivers


Stop! Don't shoot; wait a minute Mr. Postman.

Please put down that weapon Mr. Postman.


Mr. Postman can this be? Oh no.

Is that an Uzi in your bag I see?

Please, please. You've been so quiet for such a long time.

Oh no. Has lickin' stamps made you lose your mind?


Through wind and rain they always try.

Seems to me like they're real nice guys.

The pay is good, the uniform is snappy.

We don't know why they go trigger-happy.


Mr. Postman. Mr. Postman, can this be?

Is that an Uzi in your bag I see?

You've been so quiet for such a long time.

Has lickin' stamps made you lose your mind?


You've got to wait a minute, wait a minute.

Oh yeah. You've got to wait a minute, wait a minute.

Oh yeah. Please Mr. Postman, oh yeah.


You in the post office put down that letter opener.

He's got to wait a minute, wait a minute.

Don't shoot. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. Don't shoot.


BOB RIVERS

Bob Rivers is probably the best-known rock and roll radio DJ in the greater Seattle area of the northwestern United States, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs that often are mistakenly attributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bob Rivers is a well known American rock and roll radio on air personality in the Pacific Northwest as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.

Rivers' radio program, The Bob Rivers Show, is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. ... Read More