Bob Rivers

Have yourself an ozzy little christmas

Give a bat a bite

Decorate your devil head with twinkling lights

(ozzy christmas, ozzy family christmas)

Have yourself an ozzy little christmas

Let the F word fly

From now on those censors will be up all night

(all those bad words, motherbleeping bad words)

He's repented his bolder days

His druggie ways of yore

Faithful friends who got smashed with him, don't bring hash to him no more

(we're pretty sure)

Through the slurs you almost can decipher

When he speaks aloud

He's the hottest star among the head-bang crowd

So have yourself an Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy, Ozzy little Christmas now


Bob Rivers is probably the best-known rock and roll radio DJ in the greater Seattle area of the northwestern United States, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs that often are mistakenly attributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bob Rivers is a well known American rock and roll radio on air personality in the Pacific Northwest as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.

Rivers' radio program, The Bob Rivers Show, is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. ... Read More