Bob Rivers

Osama got run over by a reindeer
Right outside his cave on Christmas Eve
Some folks say there's no such thing as Santa
But now even the Taliban believe
Osama thought we'd never find him
But even little children know
Santa knows who's been real naughty
In those hard Afgani mountains capped with snow
Al-quiada found him Christmas morning
Face down on that mountain pass
There were hoof marks on his turban
And a broken reindeer antler up his oh-ho-ho-ho-ho
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Being near his cave door on christmas eve
You can say theres no such thing as karma
But if you saw those hoof marks you'd believe
Sing it
Osama got run over by a reindeer
Now he's not around on Christmas day
He was hopin he'd be meeting Allah
The only thing he met was Santa's sleigh
Merry Christmas
Ooh, that's gotta hurt!


Bob Rivers is probably the best-known rock and roll radio DJ in the greater Seattle area of the northwestern United States, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs that often are mistakenly attributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bob Rivers is a well known American rock and roll radio on air personality in the Pacific Northwest as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.

Rivers' radio program, The Bob Rivers Show, is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. ... Read More