Bob Rivers

Gary, Gary Condit, king of the poon fronteir

He served as a congressman in old D.C.

from the golden state by the western sea

had him a concubine or mabey 2 or 3 and a cute little intern name of Chaundra Levey

Gary, Gary Condit, grabbin' em by the ears

He snuck in a stewardess thru the back door

tied up Chaundra Levey with a necktie off the floor

had a preachers daughter down on all fours

he loved to spank their bottoms till they were red and sore

Gary, Gary Condit, king of the wild and weird

when Chaundra went a missin he got really quiet

told his staff and lawyers to please deny it

said his sex life it should be private

took a lie detector test but no one would buy it

Gary, Gary Condit this is just not your year

He returned congress like all was well

some of his constituents said "go to hell"

all over Washington so we hear tell

police dogs are sniffing for that intern smell

Gary, Gary Condit king of the poon fronteir

his gland is busy and his gland never rests

like Clinton and Kennedy he loves young breast

just a son of a gun like all of the rest

a horny politician you know their the best

Gary, Gary Condit king of the poon fronteir

this is just not his year

y'all keep looking now ya hear

what'd ya find there boy?

aw its just another homless guy

come on, keep looking there, come on


Bob Rivers is probably the best-known rock and roll radio DJ in the greater Seattle area of the northwestern United States, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs that often are mistakenly attributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic

Bob Rivers is a well known American rock and roll radio on air personality in the Pacific Northwest as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.

Rivers' radio program, The Bob Rivers Show, is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. ... Read More