WHITE TRASH CHRISTMAS
We'll decorate the mobile home
There'll be cousin's kissin'
And front teeth missin'
And you'll hear grandpa peein' in the snow
I'm dreamin' of a white trash Christmas
No Christmas card from my ex-wife
I did get a subpoena though
Our family tree is leanin' to the right
And we'll all be playin' poker Christmas night
Ladies and gentlemen, one of the Three Wise Men on harmonica!
Lets pick out a few presents now
We're going to celebrate another white trash Christmas
With mad dog wine and miller light
And when our hound dog is howlin' through the night
He says may all your Christmas' be white
Oh, ah, pay no attention to that “all trespassers will be shot” sign
That don't apply to you Santa
Nice rack on Blitzen though
Bob Rivers is probably the best-known rock and roll radio DJ in the greater Seattle area of the northwestern United States, as well as a prolific producer of parody songs that often are mistakenly attributed to "Weird Al" Yankovic
Bob Rivers is a well known American rock and roll radio on air personality in the Pacific Northwest as well as a prolific producer of parody songs, most famous for his Christmas song parodies.
Rivers' radio program, The Bob Rivers Show, is broadcast on Seattle rock station KZOK-FM. ... Read More