Dane Cook

We laugh,but we love violence in this country, we like violence.We have those little violent tendencies.Im not the only person, i know your like me when you see somebody walking down the street wearing a Superman T-shirt, you just wanna shoot them in the chest.(Bough)And when they start to bleed go,'I guess not.Dont wear the shirt.Wear a shirt that says 'I bleed if you shoot me in the chest plate'.And i will not shoot you in the chest plate.Superbleeder.Hahaha, I called him Superbleeder.


Dane Jeffrey Cook (born March 18, 1972 in Cambridge, Massachusetts) is an American stand-up comedian and screen actor. Cook grew up in Arlington, Massachusetts and attended Arlington High School. He was raised Roman Catholic.

His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. ... Read More