Lil Dicky

Lil Dicky]
Whoa... so hard
Jews is never supposed to go ham, but fuck it

Okay dat boy D I C K Y ballin
I been spitting hella writtens cuz im fittna get ma wallet good
Bitches know I holla good
Graduated college wit a bag of fucking honors but instead of making dollars
I been acting like a kiddd
Rapping bout ma fucking dickkk
And what started as a joke became the hottest fucking shit
Killin bitches Michael Vickin women, you know what dis is
Semi colons in ma texts ma instant message game is sick ho
Fuck that shit, when I rub that bitch
When I be up in the club I gotta tuck that dick
When I bring a chicken back, and then I fuck that bitch
I'mma cum quick, I ain't playin witcha
Ay you kno, im spittin crack up on the track,
Im not attacking all you blacks
Who try to rap, but im just sayin that

Im coming for these muthafuckin brothas makin money
Errybody love the funny little buddy makin jams now
Ladies get dem pants down
Sorry to my god and my synoguge and my mom because this kike is goin ham now

I ain't on that kosher shit
Facebook I be poking chicks
Came up in the 90's yeah im on some hocus pocus shit
Ion't push a lotus, I'm drivin a fuckin focus
But notice that I got the coldest and dopest designer sodas
I'm an izze sippin, biddie kissin muthafuckin G
The way cum on chickens, call lil dicky mozzarella cheese
Im getting pussy, getting bread, I get a lot of fucking yeast
And I been dustin diamonds off they bout to call lil dicky screech whoa
Tampon shit
Cuz I rap for da flow
And I get a lotta bitches when I mac like a pro
Gotta mac, it's a pro
Never nap, but I doze
I'm a little bit of black, like I shat in the snow
And I know yall bitches feelin that
Ain't as nobody real as that I'm
Rapping like jamaica's population I been killin trackssss

See dem bitches over there?
Please don't fucking over stare
Das who I be stroking, young and smoking like they over DARE
Okay I was joking, I don't know dem I should grow a pair
But i am not the most efficient closer when I'm sober scared
So im drinkin, fuck you thinkin
Middle day das word to lincoln
Ma left foot is always stinkin
I ball good so I ain't blinkin
Maybe whatcha know about a muthafuckin dog
Fuckin cats up the ass metaphorically... pause.


Lil Dicky, David Burd, is the voice of the voiceless. In an era where rap is dominated by racial, social, and economic minorities, LD decided to put the upper-middle class on his frail, Jewish shoulders.

The results have been monumental. His debut mixtape, So Hard, has been categorized as “funny,” and “impressive” by his friends.

On 31st July 2015, Mr. Leftward-Sloping Penis released PROFESSIONAL RAPPER, featuring Snoop Dogg, Fetty Wap, Rich Homie Quan, T-Pain, Jace of Two-9 & brain. ... Read More