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I'VE GOT TWO LEGS
Monty Python


ANNOUNCER: And now, Mr. Terry Gilliam will sing, for you, I've got two legs.


GILLIAM: (clears throat)

Hmmmmmmm

I've got two legs

from my hips to the ground

and when I move them they walk around

and when I lift them they climb the stairs

and when I shave them they ain't got hairs

I've got two---

(gunshot)

AHH


MONTY PYTHON

Monty Python is a comedy troupe of 4 Englishmen (John Cleese, Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, Eric Idle), 1 Welshman (Terry Jones) and 1 American (Terry Gilliam), best known for their legendary and influential sketch comedy show "Monty Python's Flying Circus" (which ran for four seasons from 1969 to 1974). The troupe also wrote and starred in the films "And Now for Something Completely Different" (1971), "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975), "Monty Python's Life of Brian" (1979) ... Read More