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I WILL GET A VASECTOMY
Pink Guy


I just wanna show my appreciation to how much i love kids and teens between the ages of twelve and seventeen
Why
Are kids so fucking stupid
Did their parents not beat them hard enough
Enough
I try
To empathise with teens
Cause when i was younger i was stupid too
Too
(Its true)
But then i realised
That i was never this stupud
My friends were never this stupid
Y'all are just dense
Dense
Dense
Like damn
Im really really concerned
I wish your father used that wooden spoon
Spoon
Spoon
Just fucking beat them already!
I was just being ironic man hah what a fucking loser do yo-
Listen kids
Being edgy is okay
But the same ten jokes in a row thats not okay
Okay
Okay
Like damn
Is that all you can come up with
If you're gonna be racist et leasy be original
Please were dead serious
If youre under seventeen
Please dont ever talk to me
You think this is part of the act but pleasse dont come near me
Hah dude get a load of this guy
Hes never heard of irony before
Wha what afucking loser dude
Jimmy its past your bedtime
Dad no
Get back to bed
I was just being ironic
I dont care
No dad
Youre being a piece of shit
(Spankings and crying)
I was just kidding that crying was ironic
I wasnt actually crying
What the fuck did you just say?
You want me to come back here?
Nothing daddy
Thats what i fucking thought
Go back to bed its 9PM


PINK GUY

Pink Guy, AKA George "Joji" Miller (real name), AKA Filthy Frank is the host of the comedy internet show, "The Filthy Frank Show" and a rapper. He debuted with a comedy self titled album that contained mostly the songs previously used in The Filthy Frank show, however he also produced some new material. Another album, "Joji" which will contain more serious material is scheduled to be released too. ... Read More