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JUST ONE BEER
Rodney Carrington


One beer then I'm gone

The ugliest women that I've laid eyes on

got together and decided to come here

They're not pretty

They're not small

I don't give a damn at all

Tonight I'm only having just one beer


Yeah tonight I'm only having just two beers

I don't mind the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just two beers


Three beers but no more

There's no way I'm drinking four

My attitude's improving with the beer

I was mad but now I'm glad

The women in here, they ain't so bad

Tonight I'm only having just three beers


Yeah tonight I'm only having just six beers

I kinda like the atmosphere in here

It feels so right, it must be wrong

I know I can't stay too long

Tonight I'm only having just six beers


Twelve beers then I quit

Oh good Lord I'm drunk as shit

I just spent my whole paycheck in here

I took a chance

I tried to dance

I threw up and pissed my pants

All off one beer


Yeah tonight I'm only having just one beer

At least that's what I said when I got here

It felt so right, but it was wrong

I know that I've stayed too long

I think I musta drank hundred beers

Well now I wished I had only one beer


God I wish I never came in here


RODNEY CARRINGTON

Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content. ... Read More