Rodney Carrington

Ladies And Gentlemen The Man Song

(He's the man, He's the man.)

I don't take no crap from anybody else but you

I wear the pants around here, when I've finished with your laundry

Cause I'm a guy you don't wanna fight, when I say jump, you say yeah Right?

I'm the man of this house until you get home.

(He's the man, He's the man.)

When I say goes around here, Right out the window

But I don't wanna here a lot of whining, so I'll shut up

The Sooner you'll learn who's boss around here, the sooner you can give me my orders dear.

Cause I'm head hunter around here, but it's all in my head

(He's the man, He's the man.)

And I can have sex anytime that you want

Cause I'm aman who has needs but they're not that important

And don't expect any flowers from me, cause if I'm not mistaken you prefer jewellery. I'm the king of my castle when you're not around.

(He's the man, He's the man.)

And I'll drink and watch sports whenever I want to get in trouble,

And I'll come home when I'm good and ready, to sleep on the couch.

Cause a man's gotta do, what a man's gotta do, and I'm gonna do what you tell me to, Because I'm Top Dog around her But I have been neutered.

(He's the man, He's the man.)

(You The Man!)


Rodney Carrington (October 19, 1968 in Longview, Texas) is an American stand-up comic and comic country musician. He was the star of the ABC television sitcom Rodney. Rodney is best known for his acoustic song called "A Letter to My Penis" (sometimes called "Dear, Penis"). Rodney Carrington is a frequent guest on the Bob and Tom show. Some may know him for his song featured on the Bob & Tom show called "Titties and Beer", and "That Awful Day". His numerous albums and stand up performances are often formatted for adult content. ... Read More