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ALBINO
Stephen Lynch


I was in love with an albino
Her lack of pigment seemed like fun
Her skin, the whitest alabaster
Her eyes as pink, as pink as bubble gum

Then one day it snowed real hard,
and she disappeared
That's one
Here's two

I love little Agnus Johnson
I met her at the old folks home
She'd call me up and say hey Stephen
Come give old Mother a bone
Then one day her ekg went beep beep beep


STEPHEN LYNCH

Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More