Stephen Lynch

Mark: I like my toast buttered
Stephen: and i'll take mine dry

Mark: I dig the beatles
Stephen: i'm a stones kinda guy

Mark: I have fine taste
Stephen: and I like things cheap

Mark: I wanna stay up all night
Stephen: I just wanna sleep, with your sister

Mark: I love the sunshine
Stephen: and I wanna nail your sister

Mark: I like julia roberts movies
Stephen: just wanna F the S out of your sister
and Mark you would rule
Hey!, if you'd say its cool
I'd go pick her up at her junior high school
yea your sister
I wanna F your sister
wanna F her in the A
and just C all over her chin
well I'd stick my fist in her V
and I'd move it around and then I'd move it to her A hole
it'd be so F'ing great
I'd nail her
I wanna F your sister!


Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More