COUNTRY LOVE SONG
then I got up to write you a song
I watched ya sleep and I fell in love
ya must've been sent from heaven above
don't think you could never do no wrong
then you farted....
oh girl you farted..
first I thought that it was kinda cute
I surpresed a smile when I heard your girly poot
then came the smell came whoftin by
and brought a little tear drop to my eye
I think that i'll go sleep out on the couch
cause you farted...
you could make milk curdle
make your skin crawl
make the paint peal off of the wall
I won't sleep under the covers no more
since the hot winds blew from out your back door
baby, it sure has been a gas
but somethin' up and died inside your ass
and sure as hell that my name is stephen
its about time that I got even
get ready for the magic im about to pass...
I think I shit my pants.
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More