D AND D
my friends are comin over to my moms basement bringin funyuns and the mountain dew,
I got a big broad sword made out of cardboard and that stereo's a-pumpin zeppelin,
its that time of the night we turn on the black light let the dungeons and the dragons begin,
fighting with the legends of yore.
never kissed lady before (nope).
now the lord of the rings the dark crystal and things,
we use these as a reference tool,
and when we put on our cloaks and tell warlock jokes we're the coolest kids in the school...
no we're not
now tiche's a real bastard but a fair dungeon master,
he's got hit points and charisma to lend,
I rehearse in my room or what I call the dragons tomb when im not im with my girlfriend,
youve got a girlfriend?
warriors that terrify.
virgins til the day we...
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More