FOR THE LADIES
u turned to me and smiled "a baby's on the way",
and then you drift asleep to dream of life anew,
and I lie wondering just what I should I do...
I could kick you in the stomach and catch you unawares,
I could swear to god you accidentally fell that flight of stairs,
when I tell you that I love you I wll look you in the eye,
as I slowly slide the hanger up your thigh...
Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.
Lynch has produced eight albums:
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