Stephen Lynch

Watch them run, watch them fall, watch them try to catch a ball Olympics...Special Olympics.

Watch them laugh, watch them drool, watch them fall into the pool that's diving...At the Special Olympics.

And I know for well, that I will burn in hell. But those guys playing wheelchair basketball gotta be about the funniest friggin thing I've ever seen in my life...At the Special Olympics.


Kid with downs, wins the race, even though he stood in place Olympics...Special Olympics.

Round his neck, gold medals hung, resting on his giant tounge Olympics...Special Olympics.

But I kid when I sing, cause these games are a beautiful thing. OK really I'm just avoiding carma cause I know my children can be born crippled and blind and semi-retarded and I'll have to spend all my time...At the Special Olympics.


Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More