Stephen Lynch

You got a Unicorn,
Angel Wings,
Inner Thigh
Queer Tattoo, that's a Queer Tattoo

Flaming Skull,
Smoking Pot,
That's the Opposite of not a Queer Tattoo, it's a Queer Tattoo

You've got a Tweety Bird,
you got a School Mascot,
got a Hello Kitty tell you what you got,
got a Queer tattoo, such a Queer Tattoo

You Think that Symbol in Japanese, means Strength or Honor
Niger please
it means Queer tattoo, that's a Queer Tattoo

Any lower back Tattoo is Queer,
it might as well say Insert Cock Here
Whore Tattoo, that's a Whore Tattoo

And that Teardrop
under your Eye that you got in Prison cause you Killed a Guy
That's a Cool Tattoo,
Sir that's a Cool Tattoo

You've got a Comedy Mask,
got a Tragedy Mask,
any Fucking Mask,
then you must have asked for a Queer Tattoo,
Give me your most Queer Tattoo

You're Child's name with the words Be Strong,
would be Beautiful but they spelled Strong wrong,
yeah they spelled it Stong,
Your stupid Kid will now be Stong,
How the Hell they get that Wrong,
Weren't you watching when they put that shit on

You love your Laughing Jesus Tat,
but that's just Jesus Laughing at your Queer Tattoos,
so many Queer Tattoos

I guess you got that Tribal Band,
from the Tribe Indigenous to the land of Queer Tattoos,
We're the Queer Tattoos

You got Barbwire, got a Poker Ace,
got that Fucked up thing on Mike Tyson's Face,
got a Queer Tattoo, a Sewiously Queer Tattoo

And by Queer I just mean Bad it wouldn't mean Gay unless you had
A Pink Triangle on a Rainbow Flag, with a Bear wearing Leather
And a Red Ball Gag,
That's a Queer Tattoo,
a Literally Queer Tattoo


Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
Live At XM Studios (Live concert available only on the XM Comedy channel, no CD release planned) ... Read More