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THATS WHY MOMMY LEFT US
Stephen Lynch


Hush little girl
sweet sweet baby dont cry tonight
daddy is here and he'll sing you a soft lullaby
tonight
why can't it all be like it was before
how can I explain
why mommys not here anymore

cause daddy likes porno
and ten dollar whores
daddy gets wasted
and robs liquor stores
daddy like rubbing against
little boys on the bus
I think thats why your mommy left us

hush little girl
there is no reason to fret tonight
dont mind the smoke
daddy just wants to forget
tonight
soon it will all be like it was before
any minute she will walk through
that front door

but daddy plays poker
and drinks lots of beer
then he wants sex that involves mommys rear
daddy has sores on his genitals
oozing with pus
I think that's why your mommy left us

please dont cry
I swear i'll try
to be here by your side

right after daddy gets home from the bar
visits his booky and steals a new car
he'll drive to the strip club
and if daddy plays his cards right
he'll bring home your new mommy tonight


STEPHEN LYNCH

Stephen Lynch is an American singer and comedian, famous for his raunchy comic lyrics. He was born July 28, 1971 in Abington, Pennsylvania, but grew up in Saginaw, Michigan and attended Western Michigan University, where he learned to play guitar. He is a Tony nominee for his role as Robbie Hart in the Broadway musical, The Wedding Singer. Stephen married Erin Dwight in September of 2003.

Lynch has produced eight albums:
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