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CUT EVERY CORNER
The Simpsons


Shary: If there's a task that must be done,

Don't turn your tail and run,

Don't pout, don't sob,

Just do a half-assed job!


If... you... cut every corner

It is really not so bad,

Everybody does it,

Even mom and dad.

If nobody sees it,

Then nobody gets mad,

Bart: It's the American way!


Shary: The policeman on the beat

Needs some time to rest his feet.

Chief Wiggum: Fighting crime is not my cup of tea!

Shary: And the clerk who runs the store

Can charge a little more

For meat!

Apu: For meat!

Shary: And milk!

Apu: And milk!

Both: From 1984!


Shary: If... you... cut every corner,

You'll have more time for play,

Shary & OFF: It's the American waaaaay!


THE SIMPSONS

The Simpsons is an American animated television sitcom created by Matt Groening that has aired on the Fox Broadcasting Company since December 1989. It is a satirical parody of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, and many aspects of the human condition. The popularity of The Simpsons led to the release of the 1990 double platinum album The Simpsons Sing the Blues ... Read More