The Simpsons

the name's Lanley, Lyle Lanley
And I come before you people with an idea
Probably the greatest . . .
aw it's not for you,
It's more of a SHELBYVILLE idea

now wait jst a minute!
we're twice as smart as the people of shelbyville!
just tell us ur idea and we'll vote for it!

alright! i'll tell u wot i'll do!
i'll show u my idea!
i give you the Springfield monorail


i've sold monorails to Brockway, Augdenville n North Haberbrook n by gum it put them on the map!
Well sir theres nothing on earth like a genuine bonified electrified 6 car monorail!
wot'd i say?


wot's it called?


That's right monorail!

monorail, monorail, monorail

I hear those things ar awfully loud!
it glides as swiftly as a cloud

is there a chance the track could bend?
not on ur life my hindu friend

Wot about us brain-dead slobs?
u'll be givin cushy jobs!

were u sent here by the devil?
no good sir i'm on the level!

the ring came off my pudding can!
take my pen-knife my good man!

I swear it's springfields only choice!
throw up your hands n raise your voice!
wot's it called?
once again!

But main streets still al cracked n broken!
sorry mum the mob has spoken!

monorail!monorail! monorail!




The Simpsons is an American animated television sitcom created by Matt Groening that has aired on the Fox Broadcasting Company since December 1989. It is a satirical parody of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, and many aspects of the human condition. The popularity of The Simpsons led to the release of the 1990 double platinum album The Simpsons Sing the Blues ... Read More