The Simpsons

Homer: You could close down Moe's,

Or the Kwik-E-Mart,

And nobody would care,

But the heart and soul

Of Springfield's in

Our Maison Derriere!

(music starts)

Belle: We're the sauce on your steak,

We're the cheese in your cake,

We put the spring in Springfield.

Dancing Girl 1: We're the lace on the nightgown,

Dancing Girl 2: The point after touchdown,

Belle and Dancing Girls: Yes we put the spring in Springfield.

Belle: We're that little extra spice

That makes existence extra-nice,

A giddy little thrill

At a reasonable price.

Lovejoy: Our only major quarrel's

With your total lack of morals.

Dancing Girl 3: Our skimpy costumes ain't so bad,

Dancing Girl 4: They seem to entertain your dad!

Belle and Dancing Girls: The gin in your martini,

The clams on your linguine,

Yes we keep the

(Belle flicks Bumblebee Man's antenna)

In Springfield!

Wiggum, Krusty, and Skinner: We remember our first visit,

Mayor Quimby: The service was exquisite!

Mrs Quimby: Why Joseph, I had no idea!

Mayor Quimby: Come on now, you were working here!

Grampa and Jasper: Without it we'd have had no fun

Since March of 1961!

Bart: To shut it down now would be twisted,

Jimbo, Dolph, and Kearney: We just heard this place existed!



The Simpsons is an American animated television sitcom created by Matt Groening that has aired on the Fox Broadcasting Company since December 1989. It is a satirical parody of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, and many aspects of the human condition. The popularity of The Simpsons led to the release of the 1990 double platinum album The Simpsons Sing the Blues ... Read More