The Simpsons

Apu: You see, whether igloo, hut, or lean-to, or a geodesic

dome, There's no structure I have been to, which I'd

rather call my home.

When I first arrived, you were all such jerks,

But now I've come to looooooove your quirks.

Maggie with her eyes so bright,

Marge with hair by Frank Lloyd Wright,

Lisa can philosophise, Bart's adept at spinning lies,

Homer's a delightful fella, sorry 'bout the salmonella.

Homer: Heh heh, that's OK.

Apu: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Now here comes the tricky part.

Oh, won't you rhyme with me?

Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Marge: Their floors are stick-E-Mart,

Lisa: They made Dad sick-E-Mart,

Bart: Let's hurl a brick-E-Mart,

Homer: The Kwik-E-Mart is real... D'oh!

OFF: Who needs the Kwik-E-Mart?

Apu: Not meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...[held for next three lines]

OFF: Forget the Kwik-E-Mart,

Goodbye to Kwik-E-Mart,

Who needs the Kwik-E-mart?

Apu: Not me.


The Simpsons is an American animated television sitcom created by Matt Groening that has aired on the Fox Broadcasting Company since December 1989. It is a satirical parody of a middle class American lifestyle epitomized by its eponymous family, which consists of Homer, Marge, Bart, Lisa and Maggie. The show is set in the fictional town of Springfield, and lampoons American culture, society, and many aspects of the human condition. The popularity of The Simpsons led to the release of the 1990 double platinum album The Simpsons Sing the Blues ... Read More